We all know not to bring up politics or religion at the dinner table. But I had no idea how polarizing vegetables can be. Meat, yes. Milk, too, especially if you’re with a vegetarian or vegan. But vegetables?
I’ve certainly had discussions with folks that raised – shall we say — uncomfortable issues involving produce, such as the environmental costs of shipping a kiwi half-way around the world. But I’m not talking “eat local” here, or even “organic vs. conventional.”
I’m just talking celery root. A friend (and you know who you are!) confided that she even stopped reading my blog for awhile. She just couldn’t make it past my recent story on celery root. That’s a stronger reaction than I would’ve predicted for an ugly but mild-mannered root vegetable.
Which is why I was delighted to go to a friend’s house last week and find an Apple-and-Celery-Root Salad on the table. I wish I had a picture to show you how lovely this hairy vegetable can be when well prepared, but I don’t. While a food blogger can certainly take surreptitious pictures of dishes served at restaurants, it’s not exactly polite to pull out the iPhone while your friend pours the drinks! All I can say is that the salad looked better than many I’ve had off a menu, a tower of thick granny smith discs, green skin on for color, layered with pale celery root matchsticks.
Despite all the jokes about celery root (we even had a few at dinner that night), the vegetable is very gentle in flavor. What really made this dish was the dressing. With a drizzle of buttermilk, blue cheese and chives, the salad becomes an ode to that lovable pairing of apples and blue cheese, with celery root thrown in for good measure.

So there I am in music class with my 3-year-old daughter and 4-year-old son. All of us — many mommies, one dad, and lots of hyped up preschoolers — are told to hand in our resonator bells because it’s time to dance. The teacher puts on “Monster Mash,” and as we get up to twirl our kiddos, I can’t help but crack up.